the rachel zoe show.

It's official: I've been hiding under a rock for the last four months.

Scratch that - I've been working two jobs, babysitting for all kinds of crazy hours of the day, referring to 20 different schedules, and busting my ass in a full time journalism program.

PHOTO VIA ELLEUK.COM

Whatever the matter, I just know that I've missed out on a reality show to die! THE RACHEL ZOE PROJECT SHOW! Do you die? I die. Trust me hunny, we die because that is just one of many phrases I've picked up on from watching the first season, haha.

For the completely unaware, Rachel Zoe is a fashion stylist to the stars. She has been in this business for decades, styling celebrities like Joy Bryant, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan and Eve - just to name a few. She was once dubbed the name "Raisin Face" by former client, Nicole Richie and is occasionally the brunt of all jokes on PerezHilton.com. But were not even going to touch her Hall of Shame awards right now. Rachel Zoe is amazing - done and done.

Her show is basically "A Day in the Life" style, showcasing exactly what someone of her status goes through on a daily basis. Unfortunately for people that crave the drama, it's pretty limited and nothing like your typical Flavor of Love hot ghetto mess. The drama is more like 'Oh my god. We left the accessories for Jennifer Garner in LA, how the hell are we going to get them shipped to New York on time?!' kind of drama. Unless of course you want to include longtime assistant Taylor and newbie assistant Brad's drama into the equation which is pretty ridiculous and petty.

PHOTO VIA TVGUIDE.COM (Brad, Taylor, Rodger and Rachel)

Let me tell you though, I've never heard this woman speak a day in my life until watching her show. I never knew who she was until those days in 2005-2006 ish when she was famous for styling all of Hollywood's "it" girls. I meeeean (there goes another one, lol), her overall personality is quite blah dahling, but it's the way she talks, her mannerisms and her catch phrases that do it for me. Not to mention that her name should basically be Rachel "Ms. Exclusive" Effin' Zoe! Like honestly, what other stylist has access to an advanced look of Oscar de la Renta and Zac Posen's fashion lines before they even hit the bloody runway? For all the glam fashionista's out there and the fashion-inspired that look up to her, this show is for you.

I watched a couple of episodes on Yidio.com but they're linked from MegaVideo.com which is ghet-toe as hell. After watching 72 minutues (or some retarded number) of video, they freeze it and tell you to wait 54 minutes to watch another one or sign up for some nonsense membership that cost money. I'm not ballin', sorry.

Anyways, just be sure to look out for the second season that should be airing sometime this year.

You will die.